Recently, the first lines of musical ratings for listening among young people are “decorated” with Face. His musical works have become so popular that teenage halls memorize his songs by heart, diluting it with the general cries of "Eshkere". Honestly, this is reminiscent of a sect, and it seems that Face is an Atlas holding a dome of the sky above the stage to save all these people.
But whether he saves them or not is another question.
- Good afternoon, Atlanta and Caryotides service, control room.
- Girl, I'm calling from the authorities. Tell me, are you really crazy there?
- Something happened?
- It happened that you are not coping with your duties.
- Yes, what's the matter?
- A giant tortoise burst into my office. She was very indignant, and you will be with you any minute ...
No sooner had the voice in the phone finished, as the cause of the commotion burst into the room with a swift turtle step.
- Giant Tortoise, organizer of the once existing model of planet Earth. - she held out the certificate.
“You are kind of ... not gigantic ...”
- Over the years, I have shrunk. Like your brains.
- Please substantiate your complaint.
- If you take the responsibility to be the dispatcher of the Atlantes and Karyotid, which hold the sky and any large objects of this planet, then you must remember to control their activities.
I think you know that all earthquakes, cataclysms and even small rains have a clear schedule for the whole era.
- That's right.
- Then, what kind of tortoise soup did my employees record unplanned tremors in the United States and increased cloud cover in Russia ?!
- Do not worry, we will immediately contact the Atlanteans responsible for these areas.
“Welcome, Atlas 525, how do you hear me?” Reception! Why is cloud cover in your area?
- The plane flew over, the blue sky cut open with its wing, and clouds began to fall out of the section. But people think that this is a white train of smoke from an airplane.
“Why haven't the sky been sewn up yet?” Who is responsible?
- Atlas 228.
- Where is he?
- He went to the States to marijuana fields. He said that according to the schedule on it today, the entire western part of the Earth.
- You understand, work.
Reception! Atlant 228?
- Woo!
- How do you hear me? Reception!
- Fine. What do you need, boss?
- In your area, the strongest tremors, where did they come from? Correct the situation immediately. Come up with something.
- Escher!
Turtle interrupted the conversation:
- I also thought up. Even I know this is a phrase of some guy with pink dreadlocks.
“Lil Pamp,” one of the caryotides prompted, not without enthusiasm.
- Reception; 228, how is the situation? Earth is cracking! What's happening???
“There is such a thing ...”
I DROP THE WEST - U!
I DROP THE WEST - U!
I DROP THE WEST - Uh!
I DROP THE WEST - Ah! ...
“Do you really have enough strength to hold the West TWO HANDS ?!”
- ... AT MY X * E THE WHOLE INDUSTRY OF THE USA!
- What will he keep there in that case ?? - snapped the Giant Tortoise.
- Giant Turtle, I need your help as an employee of holding the planet with experience. Connect the three whales, let them keep the West!
- They are retired!
- Follow.
Then comes the long dialogue between Turtle and older Whale that the 12-year-old whale's daughter, Nikita, is crazy. The girl claimed that Atlas 228 was singing a song, and not just in a panic yelling about the fall of the West. She urgently needed treatment, and the Whales could not help the West.
- All groups of Atlantes urgently need to go on an operation to save the west! Get the information right there. I repeat: to all groups ...
“The West has not fallen, boss.” Atlas 228 was found in an inadequate state, and unreasonably reiterated the fall of the West. Never mind.
- Where did the tremors come from?
- Nikitishna danced when it seemed to her that Atlas 228 was singing, hence the tremors. She said that listening to such music is perfect for the Blue Whale game. When asked what kind of game she replied that so far she had only come up with a name.
Then comes the long narrative-narrative moments that the Giant Tortoise staged her death and funeral in order to forget everything that happened earlier and start life anew. She retired and began to live a measured and happy life. But this is a different story.
Nikitishna was cured, but the rehabilitation course was long. Now she has grown into a beautiful blue and adult Kitka. Kitihu. Kita ... However, she no longer played the invented game.
Atlas 228 was not removed, but after several such tricks, rumors about him, oddly enough, subsided, and more of his “songs” were not heard anywhere.
Well ... Perhaps I have found the answer to my initial question, and I want to say one thing: the one who does not save people is half the trouble; the one who destroys is much worse - it destroys children's consciousness; destroys the idea of music and lyrics among modern young people; ruins the hope of the disappearance of their tracks from such boring and old-fashioned people like me; it destroys the nerves of grandmothers who, having accidentally heard all this, start drinking Corvalol in its pure form ...
Poetry. Damn it, I wonder - does this person know the meaning of this word?
People! We can only ... write ourselves. Have to write, compose and invent - who else to hope for?
To try, scribble without looking, throwing clumps of paper through the back, go over the "fields" ... The main thing is not marijuana.
In general, there is nothing more to say, there is no need to remain silent, but there is no time to cry. As they say: deny - offer. Okay. There is a desire to go and write something good yourself - it will be even easier than waiting for something sublime from most modern performers.
